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20 min of creativity week 5
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annoyance remedy 4 Problem: next door neighbors having a loud party Solution:Directed sound blow out your speakers My next door neighbors are having a loud party tonight, which I really don't want to be listening to. The music is terrible, or course, they are well drunk, and screaming slurred stupidity to one another. It would be a lot of agro to go over and ask them turn the music down, and based on previous experience, it results in about 10 min of slightly lower noise, before it creeps back to previous noise levels. So aside fro calling the police... I would love to find the electricity fuse box to their apartment, and flip the switch I would love to install a noise sensor, which would automatically trigger their electricity switch when their noise levels reach unwanted levels. I would also like to get one of those nifty sound blasting devices (ref: sound as a weapon ) I would target their radio speakers and blow them out. Hey, they just turned the music down! Maybe they do respond to pleading. 10.09.05 annoyance remedy |
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annoyance remedy 3 Problem: Newspaper being stolen Solution: RFID chip printed into paper Having a printed RFID tag on my paper, would give me an opportunity to go around my building with a scanner, and finally find out who's been stealing my paper. It's so deeply unpleasant waking in the morning and going down to get my paper, looking forward to it's many inserts and tidbits, only to find the sadly empty plastic bag covering, where it once was. I can imagine walking down the hall with my scanner, picking up that little RFID beacon, alerting me to my personal copy of the paper. Since I live in a hipster loft building, the walls are poorly constructed, making it very easy to walk down the hall, with a scanner. I could imagine the signal would be easy to pick up, as the paper thin walls offer little protection from sound let alone a radio signal. As for privacy... well we all know we don't have any in this age. 10.08.05 annoyance remedy |
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annoyance remedy 2 Problem: Pantyhose that slip down (see below for further elaboration on the problem) Solution: Create makeup for the legs with firming properties to replace pantyhose My favorite solution to the saggy pantyhose problem is HUE, a new leg care product I have created. HUE comes in many wonderful colors could easily and temporarily be applied to legs, giving them a decorative feature, without the need for nasty petroleum based nylon pantyhose. HUE takes advantage of the many natural oils on the market today which act as skin toners, rejuvenators, and moisturizers, which are added to the add to the color mixture. Hue gives your legs style, coverage while nurturing your legs many enhancing features. HUE has wonderful firming agents, toners and moisturizers. HUE has a finishing agent that sealed in the color and oils and would adhere the mixture to your legs till you wiped it off. Custom color and scents can be blended, and even decorative pattern templates can be developed to further the decorative possibilities of the leg enhancing serum. I could finally eliminate the droopy pantyhose problem, while benefiting the health of my skin. 10.07.05 annoyance remedy |
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annoyance remedy 1 pantyhose that slip down Its a horrible feeling when folds of your flesh are squished unnaturally into pantyhose. To further agitate this problem... when pantyhose slip down, you get a horrible chaffing of your thighs as they rub together because they are lifted and contorted by the pantyhose. a solution to this problem: create a pair of pantyhose which, have a temporary adhesive glue that sticks to your skin. cut holes into the pantyhose at upper thigh create pantyhose which turn into a t-shirt type full body suit wear a belt system around the groin, keeping the pantyhose in place create pantyhose that can be painted on and washed off make pantyhose magnetic, and wear a magnet belt make pantyhose which exfoliate the legs, therby reducing the need for them create makeup for the legs with firming properties to replace pantyhose project a light onto your legs from under your skirt rub on rosemary oil to tone legs 10.06.05 annoyance remedy |
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